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Well here we are, or here you are as is more the case.
 
Welcome to the world of Un-Gnome Productions, much more than just a hobby!
Short film makers have a tendency to make films that are either weird, boring or political.
 
Well not us.
 
Our idea of short film making is to make films ((that you might watch in the cinema)) that are short. Simple really!
 
Um, not much more to say in the grand opening speech. I suppose you could have a browse through our site and see what's who and when it's happening.
 
But remember, if you break it you buy it!

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Film making can hurt. But on screen it looks great!

How about a brief introduction to the key players?
 
We three, for we be a trio, are ecclectic, interesting, humorous, generous and downright sexy. Well one out of five ain't bad!
 
Meet Adam.
He takes all the blame because it's all his fault.
Description:-  6' 4", 220 lb of sheer cake.
What he says when he's not paying attention:- "Jolly good!"
Interesting/weird fact:- Is prone to terrible headaches during a shoot.
 
Adam's lovely lady Coral.
Coral kinda does everything because we're lazy/stubborn.
Description:- Very nice!
What Coral says when me and Adam aren't paying attention:- *silence* (( I can't describe the glare - it scares me too much)).
Interesting/weird fact:- Finds Adam attractive... Go figure.
 
Me ((Colin)).
Kinda tagging along, beats sitting in the street.
Description:- Mildly ugly, with an odd face. ((I'm going for the sympathy vote))
What I say when I'm not paying attention:- "Yes! I was just thinking about that!"
Interesting/weird fact:- Someone finds me attractive and despite my face I have a beautiful daughter, she takes after her mother!
 

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The Great Gnome has arrived